Important

I drove two and from Madison recently. While driving back, I had a thought which I've had many times before. Here it goes: I really, really would not want to die by hitting a deer while driving in a car. It just seems like the stupidest fucking way to die. And another thing is, if I actually did die that way, I would want the comfort of everyone knowing how pissed off I would be about it. Or I at least would be super pissed off if my last thought is that while I'm being impaled on antlers, carreening into some fucking tree in the middle of a cornfield, I realized that no one would ever know how pissed off I would be in my last moments, or even how much more pissed off I would be that no one knew how much extra pissed off... it would thus build on itself.

Hopefully this isn't too depressing. But, I just thought you should know. If I die by hitting a deer while driving in some kind of motor vehicle, I would be pissed about it. But I suppose we could laugh it off.