Monday, August 17, 2009

Live Free or Die Hard

I'm spending the night watching Live Free or Die Hard. I've decided to blog my reactions to the movie as I watch it.
  • Unobtrusive way of killing computer hackers: upload a virus that creates hardware issues, causing nerds to hit ctrl+alt+delete. This triggers some planted, helpfully labeled C4 to explode.
  • Plan B: shoot up the entire apartment with illegal, high power weaponry.
  • Are the villains French? Only appropriate for a movie full of America spirit.
  • Less obstrusive ways of killing someone: fake mugging, hunting accident, radon poisoning, regular poisoning, run someone down with car, hit over head with blunt object.
  • Awesome: Bruce Willis. Creative fire extinguisher trick reminds me of halflife 2.
  • Oh shit! Is this bad guy the dude from Wanted? Awesome. I hope he can bend bullets.
  • More unobstrusive ways of killing: shoot with tiny gun, push out of building, fake suicide, push heavy object on top of them, kidnap and then kill them.
  • Okay, this bad guy, we shall call him Wanted dude, is just awesome. He is awesome. Awesome.
  • Hacker shit in a semi. This bodes well.
  • Ah, excellent use of CCR's classic Vietnam protest Fortunate Son as a patriotic song. Great.
  • Ah! The drivers can only follow the directions of the lights! We are sheep!
  • My other choice of a movie was Hackers. I'm debating which would have been more realistic.
  • Oh fuck you terrorists. You do NOT mess with 4th of July weekend.
  • "Video package is ready for upload"
  • President montage was pretty good.
  • This software has a way better interface than what I'm guessing the government has.
  • Alright I need to pause this for
  • Helicopter stuff: That was awesome.

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